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All 19 game Reviews

Fortress Magnus Fortress Magnus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Should be played by anyone willing to have a good time. Though shooting can be slow, instead of just holding down the mouse click it like crazy and your castle will be insta-rape. Very well designed enemies and location all round, I can see this being a game of the week for sure.

Pokemon Tower Defense Pokemon Tower Defense

Rated 5 / 5 stars

For all y'all who can't get past Mt. Moon...

Lv. 20 Raticate-Bite
Lv. 20 Raichu-Thundershock
Lv. 20 Wartortle-Water Gun
Lv. 20 Butterfree-Confusion
Lv. 20 Mankey-Karate Chop
Lv. 15 Ekans-Glare

Just put ekans in the middle and let hell loose. Switch Raichu with someone who has a super effective move when the Geodudes come around.

This game is fresh and more inventive than the new White/Black Versions. In the old pokemon games(Gold/Silver/Diamond/Pearl) everyone would just choose the most rape Pokemon and have the gayest teams known to man without any honor; those who played with honor like with a Charizard or a Drapion got merked...BAD (at least my experience). This game makes you think a lot more than you would expect. Hopefully, Nintendo can re-invent the series by taking a few pointers from Olamte here. Great job and keep the updates coming can't wait for my Blastoise.


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Cripple Cannon Cripple Cannon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So fucked up it's awesome

It may be my style of humor (or lack there of) but anything shot out of a cannon is automatically good to me. Old people added to the mix = an instant classic for the kids. Probably better that Kitten Cannon although I would love to see more levels and bigger stages

Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This turtle gets a lot of shit

I have been playing for 2 1/2 hours now and I fucking love this game. It is the best game PERIOD! Obviously the game was designed with a crack powder that makes its way through your speakers to your face and causes you to lose yourself in turtle genocide. I highly recommend this game not only for the game itself but for the easy medals that made my point count from 1000-1999.

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Fallen From The Moon Fallen From The Moon

Rated 5 / 5 stars


My eyes are burning from the inside out it's so god damn cute. Too Easy though beat it in 5 min

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Tremerz Tremerz

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hardest Achievement by far is Ladies Man and Worm Master. Loved the simple controls and graphics felt very 80's like.

GunBlood GunBlood

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is too addictive, it's like crack! The only thing that kinda sucks is that you have to start from the beginning once you die which gets annoying fast but that shouldn't stop you from playing this for 2 hours I did...twice.

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ultimate flash sonic ultimate flash sonic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Near Perfect

Only flaw that I see is that the sense of speed seems some what diminished; I'm not getting the vibe of super speed with any of the characters including its main protagonist. However that being said this is a top notch remake of a dying franchise. Excellent use of graphics, music and characters all around

Zombie Mario World Zombie Mario World

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Meh Mario's Good in ANY game

This is mediocre at best, ( for game play) but the visuals are what really set this game up for a hype. Unfortunately it doesn't live up to the zombie type action you could hope for. I love simplicity but it's ridiculous in this game; it's a 3 minute game to play that's probably only worth the 30 second intro. Next time more depth in controls would make this game top notch and a reward system, I'm not saying make a Dead Rising Mario...though that would be hilariously awesome...

Madness Retaliation Madness Retaliation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Of Course You Need To Think!!

Don't rush in guns a blaze cause you'll meet the end of a 9 mm up your ass and/or knifed to death. All in all a good game with a couple of hidden treasures to acquire that may make the game easier to play

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